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Category: Odd

What’s the difference between dad jokes and pizza? Dad jokes can’t be topped.

  • I used to hate facial hair…but then it grew on me.
  • I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
  • What do you call a magician who lost their magic? Ian
  • Wanna hear a joke about a pizza? Never mind, it’s too cheesy
  • I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
  • Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?’ ‘Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.

More Dad Jokes here.

Happy Father’s Day.

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